Humor & News...

We strive to give our dedicated viewers the important entertainment news with a taste of East Coast humor. If you don't like what we have to say, there are plenty more blogs out there. We give short news briefs followed by short opinions.....

Another Tit-Bit...

We admire Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, & many more legends of entertainment. We are not paparazzi, we are common people with views worth expressing. If you don't like what you read, you can always cry about it.

Archive: Celebrities

Uri—nation

A Cape Cod police officer has been discharged following a recent incident at a Metallica show in Boston. The Brewster officer, Joseph Houston, was allegedly kicked out of the show for being drunk and disorderly. After his removal, the cop allegedly flashed his badge to regain entrance. After his return, the cop proceeded to drain his main vein on a young Connecticut couple. These are the idiots that get the job and have no respect for the position. Cops get bad names because of fools like this.

Jenny is a Freak

Jenny McCarthy has been “Singled out” by her ex-husband/actor/director John Ashford. The couple was married from 1999-2005 before they split due to their child’s battle with autism. Her ex recently stated that he misses the former Playmate of the Year most in the sack. Apparently, he claims that she always spiced things up with threesomes and more. He also stated that her new fling, Jim Carrey, must be having the time of his life. It’s nice to see that a father would rat out his wife like this for some publicity.

Take That Lebron

Lebron James seems to have a pretty good sense of humor when it comes to the fame and glory he has amassed.  That showed the other night as in the pre-game ceremony he turned the tape and became the paparazzi.  Posing as a photographer, Lebron shot images of his teammates as they posed.  It wouldn’t be a story if it ended there.  In a following game, Shaq tried to one up the “King” by bowling down his teammates in the pre-game ceremony.  Big Daddy concluded with the comment “Take That Lebron.”  More like take that bowling to the lanes in June when I am in the NBA Eastern Eonference finals.  That’s right, I brought it.  Celtics vs. Cavs.

Angler Wrestles with Stern Show

Professional wrestler Kurt Angler had a very interesting interview on the Howard Stern show.  The wrestler manhandled several different controversial topics.  First of all, there was the topic of how Kurt battled pain killer addictions about 5 years ago where he would pop about 65 perks a day.  Can somebody say liver.  I have taken a few before and felt pretty nice, but that is insane.  Kurt also touched on the issue that he tried to go to rehab to take care of the problem but Vince McMahon insisted that he rectify the issue by himself.  The interview then turned to his recent divorce (2 Months) from his ex Karen.  He stated multiple times that he had made her a millionaire and that he was positive that she was screwing around with someone in the pro wrestling circuit.  The final comments of the show turned to Kurt reading Robin a poem and trying to court the Stern co host.  Of course, there was a lot of banter, especially after Angler proclaimed that he wasn’t hung that well.    Kurt Angle will be facing Hiroshi Tanahashi  for the IWGP Heavyweight Title at the New Japan Pro Wrestling ‘Resolution 2009’ PPV on April 5.

The Late Show

Mr. Letterman lived up to the name of the show that made him famous in real life. His girlfriend, Regina Lasko, must view the recent occurrence as a little too late of show. After two decades of dating and producing a son, David and Regina have been married. David revealed the facts last night on his show. He made several jokes about being a desperado to other men who envied his determination to wait. However, try to tell your girlfriend that it will be about two decades before you consider getting married and I am sure that you will be on the couch. I know I would. Sorry Harrison, 7 1/2 years was a decent story until Dave out bid you.

Indiana Jones on a New Crusade

Harrison Ford proposed to Calista Flockhart on Valentines day this year making this his 3rd marriage crusade. Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal have been dating for 7 1/2 years and have an adopted son Liam. I know that Han Solo is quite the action figure, but Ally is only 44 while he is pushing into his late 60’s. Makes me wonder if her lawyer experience has deterred a prenuptial agreement? I do like the both of them and wish them well as they have obviously proved to be a decent pair. Good for you Harrison.

Not So Armstrong!

First Crash Since 2003Lance Armstrong broke his right collar bone in Spain on a leg of a race that I cannot pronounce so I won”t even try to spell.  The larger story here is the surgery he will be required to have in the coming week and his recovery time associated.  Lance retired after winning seven straight titles and recently returned in hopes of getting his eight triumphant ride through Paris in July.  Only the lucky few who have let their drunk friends punch them in the clavical know how much it lingers.  Then again, if there is anything farther from a brawling drunk than Mr. Armstrong, I quit.  My sentiments are simply that I wish him the best as if I believe anyone can do it, he can.  Live Strong!

Dash for Cash

Damon Dash once had an empire worth $50 million dollars before selling his stake of Rocawear in 2005 to Jay-Z for $20 million. Now, the hip-hop executive owes about $2 million in state taxes and is in the process of having his house foreclosed. Multiple lawsuits and bad business deals have plagued him in recent years. To throw fuel on his fire, his wife of 4 years, Rachel Roy, has filed for divorce. Does the wife get half of his debt? I doubt it. From appearances in Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin” video to appearances big wimping.

Under my Umbrella

I love how a domestic abuse case about a man assaulting his famous girlfriend turns into a national poll that finds most adolescent boys find Rihanna was at fault. The police arrested her boyfriend, famous rapper Chris Brown, for allegedly beating her down after she got a text message. Somehow, the picture leaked onto the internet and it was pretty bad. Her friends and acquaintances claimed this to be the recent of multiple attacks by Brown. So where is Miss Rihanna? Miss Rihanna is reconciling with Mr. Brown at Puffy’s private estate in Miami and her father has already forgiven Mr. Brown. Maybe thats why the poll suggests that it was her fault, because so does her actions.

2008 Sexiest Says No

The FHM 2008 reader sexiest woman in the world, Megan Fox, has ended her engagement with Brian Austin Green. So all you sick Beverly Hills 90210 stockers are free to restart your efforts. The couple claimed that their relationship had “run it’s course” and that they are totally going to remain friends. The couple had been together since meeting in 2004 and became engaged in 2006. Megan, 23 is a little to hot and young to waste her time on this 90210 geek anyways. She is already signed on for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) opposite Shia LaBeouf.