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Archive: Music

Mugshots

I wouldn’t dare own a blog without talking about mugshots. We all have our drunken moments which haunt us forever. Unfortunately, celebrities do not have the luxury of keeping their 4 A.M. shots out of the public. There will always be greedy cops that will sell those prized shots to paparazzi. There have been some famous occurrences as of late with the most famous one being Rihanna. images

I think Paris Hilton called in her makeup team for this one. Michael Jackson’s mugshot is actually less creepier than normal shots. I think about 80% of Americans have seen this Jack photo and classic hairdo. Snoop Dogg is the man no matter what. Is that the Iron Man? Is this PeeWee after he got caught jacking off in the movie theater? And of course, you can’t have Paris without Nicci.

Mugshots are funny. I recently had a party and rented a photo booth to create my own mugshots late night. It was an instant success and I even made money on it. Photo booth deals can be found in a lot of cities to rent for your special occasion. I used Portland photobooth rentals and was very satisfied. You can learn more about Portland photobooth services and there products.

Gotta Produce

It seems like you can’t get much done these days without a good plan. That’s really what it comes down to with celebrities. Those who have successful, lengthy careers typically have great lawyers, agents, and friends. These business professionals shape these celebrities into what they become by being mentors.
Friends allow them to stay level-headed. Agents paint the right picture of them in the public. Finally, lawyers make sure that their third wife doesn’t take all they have made (Sorry Mel). I am referring to Mel Gibson’s recent divorce that could cost him about $500 million. The movie stars, athletes, and celebrities of today need to have a great marketing team to sell their products.
They have professional video production services at their disposal for new ventures, movies, and promotional gear. Strategic appearances, charity events, and moral behavior are the keys to success in Hollywood. I would not suggest beating your girlfriend, getting a DUI, or exposing your snatch.
Even if you are not a celebrity, surround yourself with a good team. Keep loyal friends, pay worthy lawyers, and find the best way to market yourself every day. With an everyday struggle to keep a job, you may never know who is your next connection.

Clapton & Winwood

Eric Clapton & Steve window displayed an epic performance in February 2008 at Madison Square Garden in New York. On May 19th, a two CD/DVD compilation will be released worldwide. Eric Clapton was born on March 30th, 1945 in England at his grandparent’s home. He was born the son of a 16 year old English girl named Patricia Clapton. His father was a 24 year old Canadian soldier stationed on England during WWII. However, his father, Edward Fryer, left before he was born to return to Canada to his wife.
At least something good came out of World War II. Eric Clapton Songs are a staple of American history. Stephen Lawrence Winwood was born May 12, 1948, in Birmingham, England. We was the son of Lawrence Samuel (a foundry worker) and Lillian Mary (Saunders) Winwood. Steve and Eric have been playing together and creating classics for years. Eric Clapton tour dates include performances in Dublin, Liverpool and Manchester in May 2009 before returning to a venue he has said is “like playing in my front room” - London’s Royal Albert Hall.
We highly suggest reserving a copy of the new release and also checking out Eric Clapton biography and tour information. A Clapton concert is something that every music fan should attend before they die.

What’s He Drive?

You are not an A-List celebrity unless you have the latest, greatest exotic car. The economy may be hurting, but the luxury car industry is always in high demand because of their low production rates. States like California, Florida, Arizona, and other popular weather states typically have the most exotic cars. The year round beautiful weather guarantees a higher rate of return for these famous investments. If you love exotic cars, your best bet is Hollywood and California in general.
You are likely to spot someone like Heidi Klum out shopping in her Bentley Continental GT Convertible. Kim Kardasian also sports a Bentley convertible but hers is all tricked out with black car accessories like rims, tint and more. You can catch Lauren Conrad whipping around town in an Audi R8, a personal favorite of mine. The car that is.
Paris Hilton got a Mercedes Mclaren SLR from her sex tape revenues. God bless the internet. Fabio and his long locks like the Lamborghioni Gallardo. I girl’s childhood poster is driving around in my childhood poster. I even owned a Lamborghioni Diablo remote control car at one point. Simon Cowell, who was recently reported as being worth $200 million, rocks a Ferrari F430. How can a man make that much money and have such a horrible haircut?

Put on Your Dancing Shoes!

We all know that shoes can make the outfit. A lot of women don’t wear sneakers because of the fashion world itself. However, one of our favorite entertainers turned designer has developed a new line of gear. Gwen Stefani’s “L.A.M.B” (”Love, Angel, Music, Baby”) line of apparel now includes sneakers. The star has always been known to be pushing the limit when it comes to fashion. Her enthusiastic stage presence requires more than heels. She truly wanted to wear a mix of sneakers and dancing shoes.
Gwen has risen to the top of the music world and faced adversity throughout the way. Her attitude, swagger, and persistence is to be admired by all rising stars. If you want to become a singer, songwriter, and artists, grab yourself some Dancing Shoes and get started. The easiest way to become recognized these days seems to be reality shows. Our culture is fascinated with these shows and they can catapult you into stardom.

Prince to make history!

I can guarantee that it wasn’t his first threesome, but he did make history with this one. The musician formerly known as Prince played three shows in Los Angeles on March 28th. The shows marked the first time ever that a musician played three different on one evening. The shows were intended to support the release of his new 3-CD compilation due out soon. The musician also appeared on Jay Leno on three different occasions (March 25-27)as a promotional stint. His shows began at 5:30 p.m. at the Nokia theater before he followed with an 8 p.m. show at the Congo room. The final show was 11:30 p.m. at Nokia.
In other concert news, Fall Out Boy will be joined by 50 Cent for five shows on their upcoming tour. 50 Cent has claimed that he thinks it will be something special for fans to perform with the best rock band in the industry. 50 will be playing the following shows: April 14 at Fillmore Auditorium in Denver, CO; April 17 at Nokia Theater in Grand Prairie, TX; April 18 at Sam Houston Race Park in Houston, TX; April 24 at Bojangles Coliseum in Charlotte, NC and April 25 at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, MD. Don’t forget to grab your Concert Tickets before it’s too late. This could prove to make bigger history than Prince. TicketFeeder offer an online premium event ticket sales service. They provide sold out and premium tickets online.

Funny Times in Hollywood

You are nobody in Hollywood unless you rock the newest fashion. Today’s top stars own the hottest suits, shoes, and even t-shirts. Mary Carey, a celebrity and veteran of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab, was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt saying “Rehab is for Quitters.” These funny t-shirts are what’s in for fashion. The celebrities have found ways to utilize the constant attention to their own benefit. While she was competing on Dancing With the Stars, Kim Kardashian utilized her family and friends to promote her success by wearing t-shirts that said “Vote for Kim.” Pete Wentz was spotted rocking a early 1990’s Chicago Bulls t-shirt that totally reminded me of an old Detroit Pistons t-shirt I had. My brother rocked the Bulls with Scottie Pippen’s huge and I rocked the Pistons with the great Isaah Thomas. No matter what team you choose, these hilarious t-shirts are the way to go. I personally love t-shirts and I can never have enough. I did a recent overhaul of my closet and found about 20 classic t-shirts that I have owned over the years. Even if your spouse hates the collection, do the right thing and fight for the shirts. Don’t forget you can always use the fashion industry as the excuse.

Madonna Adopts Again

The 50 year old singing icon already has an adopted boy from Malawi, now she is targeting a 3-year-old girl for adoption. Her team confirmed that she is in the process of filing paperwork to adopt the girl that she met a few years back. The girl, Mercy James, will have to wait another day, as a judge in Malawi has asked the actress to return to court on Friday.

Uri—nation

A Cape Cod police officer has been discharged following a recent incident at a Metallica show in Boston. The Brewster officer, Joseph Houston, was allegedly kicked out of the show for being drunk and disorderly. After his removal, the cop allegedly flashed his badge to regain entrance. After his return, the cop proceeded to drain his main vein on a young Connecticut couple. These are the idiots that get the job and have no respect for the position. Cops get bad names because of fools like this.

Jenny is a Freak

Jenny McCarthy has been “Singled out” by her ex-husband/actor/director John Ashford. The couple was married from 1999-2005 before they split due to their child’s battle with autism. Her ex recently stated that he misses the former Playmate of the Year most in the sack. Apparently, he claims that she always spiced things up with threesomes and more. He also stated that her new fling, Jim Carrey, must be having the time of his life. It’s nice to see that a father would rat out his wife like this for some publicity.